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Titanium Gay 

A “Titanium Gay” is a homosexual male (cis or trans) who was born via Cesarean delivery (C-section) and was feed on baby formula instead of breast milk and has never touched a vagina.
Usually adopted gay kids.
“OMG, I just realized that I am not just a ‘Platinum Gay’, I am a ‘Titanium Gay’. I was a C-section birth and adopted so my mom couldn’t breast feed me. And vaginas scare me!”
Titanium Gay by TripDawg21 August 2, 2020
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titanium rocket fish 

A fish-shaped rocket built from high-grade titanium. Occasionally comes in colors; usually green. Also used as a response to a question you don't know the proper answer to.
"What was the overlying moral of To Kill A Mockingbird?"

"Titanium rocket fish?"
titanium rocket fish by Not A God October 31, 2003

Titanium 

The 22nd element, well-known for being exceptionally strong, tough, and hard-as-balls, making it the universal definition of metals in general. Titanium is a moderately common metal, ranking #7 as most abundant. It has many practical applications, ranging from the production of aircraft/spacecraft hulls, to biomedical implants, and catalysts to produce certain plastics. Even though Titanium is lightweight, strong, and durable, it has a crappy conductivity and has zero use in electrical goods. It also reacts with Oxygen at high temperatures, forming an oxide layer on its surface which alters some of its properties. The two metals that rival Titanium's strength are Zirconium and Tungsten. Titanium derives its name directly from the Titans in Greek Mythology, because of how powerful and strong the Titans were.
I've got balls of Titanium.
Titanium by CHNOPS July 9, 2020

Titanium 

When 22 is out of psychiatric hospital and never felt so good about its future.
What are you made of ?
Titanium !
Titanium by Winchpac November 12, 2020

titanium cucumber 

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.
1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.
titanium cucumber by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011

Titanium Birthday 

When you turn the age of the year you were born.
Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.
Titanium Birthday by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009

titanium chin

Someone who has taken so many balls to chin that their original chin must have been replaced with titanium to prevent future injury
Pat's years as a groupie has left him with nothing but a titanium chin awkward moments at the metal detector.
titanium chin by ClassyPat January 6, 2017