Tijuana Schlitz 

After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.

Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."

Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."

Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."

Tijuana Schlitz by Jeffrey Junior December 10, 2008

Tijuana shuffle 

SOMEtimes there is an urgency in the deepest darkest regions of the netherbowels... SOMEtimes a suitable bathroom is not within arm's, or ass's, reach... SOMEtimes you can't take a regular step, nevermind run, for fear of downloading a frightful and possibly toxic but definitely humiliating less-than-solid mess. At these times you must keep both feet planted firmly on the floor as you clench your starfish and slowly move in the direction of the nearest shit receptacle. THIS is the Tijuana shuffle.

Brian: "Ahhhgh. All of that Jägermeister, chili, and meth made me do the Tijuana shuffle."

Jess: "You oughta douche... get Sareh to help"

Tijuana shuffle by BJ Himself February 4, 2009

tijuana surprise 

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

tijuana surprise by the1js July 12, 2009

tijuana shortcut

A Tijuana shortcut is when a person or persons try to get extremely drunk very quickly by taking many shots of tequila in a short amount of time but instead of getting drunk, skip straight to being completely wasted and passing out.

Bro, Friday night I tried to catch up to you guys drinking but ended up taking a Tijuana shortcut. It sucked.

tijuana shortcut by Travasaurus September 16, 2013

Tijuana Scar 

The scar one gets from a jagged tooth of a prostitute giving a blowjob. Usually because most tijuana prostitutes have jagged, sharp teeth from not having braces.

Friend 1: Man, Jess gave me a tijuana scar last night.
Friend 2: Dude she needs to get some braces fasho

Tijuana Scar by SnubG June 1, 2018

Tijuana Six Pack 

It's when you get six Mexican strippers/hookers and they throw in a free Donkey...

Henry negotiated a great deal and got us a Tijuana Six Pack for $400 for the bachelors party!

Tijuana Six Pack by DoubleD91016 June 21, 2022

tijuana slurpee 

The art (sexual) of sticking a slurpee straw (the kind with the little spoon at the end) in the pee hole of a man, then sucking the semen out while he ejaculates.

Last night I gave John a Tijuana Slurpee.

tijuana slurpee by John Harlot July 7, 2008