clicking the mouse

Term used to express when a female is masterbating

Sara was so horny last night and was all alone, so she started clicking the mouse.

clicking the mouse by Tracy January 27, 2004

Cheesing the mouse 

The act of eating cheesy snacks and licking your fingers while working on your computer, thus dropping crumbs all in the keyboard and building up snack crud on the mouse.

I was going to use his computer but he's been cheesing the mouse so long it's too gross to touch.

Cheesing the mouse by urser December 26, 2008

tickle the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to tickle the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn

tickle the mouse tail by margrette sees January 23, 2013

Bop the Mouse 

Male masturbation or getting a hand job from a partner.

I like to watch porn and bop the mouse.

I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.

My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.

My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.

I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.

Bop the Mouse by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Speaker of the Mouse 

The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.

We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.

Speaker of the Mouse by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

Double click the mouse

When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her clit

mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you Double click the mouse?

Double click the mouse by Ericss April 7, 2009

working for the Mouse

working at Walt Disney World or Walt Disney Land.

Hey man, I can get into Disney World for free now that I am working for the Mouse!

working for the Mouse by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006