The Thessaloniki Vacuum

A highly aggressive sexual position where a guy eats a girl's ass from behind and uses maximum lung capacity and suction to deliberately pull her fresh shit straight into his mouth like a heavy-duty industrial Dyson vacuum cleaner, holds it in his mouth while she groans, and then forcefully spits and blows that entire warm, wet mixture of spit and shit directly onto her face and into her eyes.

I didn't think she was going to let me do the thessaloniki vacuum last night but she just laid there and took it all right to the face.

The Thessaloniki Vacuum by Mounaras May 25, 2026

vacuum the pantry 

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

vacuum the pantry by doonga November 4, 2013

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

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The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000 by Schreinn August 16, 2020

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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Everything: Dead

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The Spiker Jr. Vacuum 

While youre tongue fucking a hot chick, you suck on her clit with your upper lip, while the tongue is still in motion.

1. I was going down on her and I started doing the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

2. I was hooking up with this hot chick and she said babe, lets get freaky, do the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

3. Stephen Max Spiker Jr. (no Joke) He'll do it to you too.

The Spiker Jr. Vacuum by Nic Flair Has Flair December 14, 2010

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the duck by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016