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Packing the Meat

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Slang term for Masturbation.
Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.
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The Packie • the packers are fags clause • Venom The Packer • Took The Fag Out The Packet • and then the Packers won the Superbowl • Your on the packet • The Freakin' Packet Yo • The Ketchup Packet • The Mayonnaise Packet • packing the musket

packin the beef 

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somebody who is starting putting on weight
Man, Mary is really packin the beef these days huh?
packin the beef by capstickman July 13, 2006
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Packing the clown car 

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Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash
Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.
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Packing The Bench 

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Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.
"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."
Packing The Bench by hollow1 October 29, 2023
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Packing the Mule 

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When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.
My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.
Packing the Mule by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019
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The Ketchup Packet 

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when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.
Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!
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