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Mess With The Owner Day 

On December 17th, you may mess with the owner of a Discord server in any form, and they cannot do anything about it.
Person: "Yo, it's Mess With The Owner Day. You know what that means."
Owner: "Oh no-"

Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!

Exactly what it says on the tin. Dont annoy the neds or they'll get al their little ned freinds to beat the crap out of you.
me-"oh crap, neds."
neds-"oi.ya pure mental schwetty!"
neds-"whit ye starin at!"
me-" the ground, what does it look like!"
neds-"OI! Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!"

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo 

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.
Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

You mess with crabo, you get the stabo 

If you mess with someone too much, it will assault you with a deadly weapon.
Don't you mess with crabo, you get the stabo

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel. 

When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

the messiah of bellywhackers 

A phrase coined by Colin Lane in an episode of 'The Adventures of Lano and Woodley'. Used to describe the biggest bellywhacker imaginable.
"Oooh! It is the MESSIAH of bellywhackers!"