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One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker 

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One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.
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The Gay Maker 

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The Gay Maker is a person who just makes shit gay. He himself is not necessarily gay but he has a knack for making situations "gay" and uncomforable.
Dennis, "Yo Matt, honestly you just make shit gay, you will be forever known as The Gay Maker!!"
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The popcorn maker 

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When you stick popcorn kernels in a girls pussy and then fuck her to make enough friction and heat to pop the kernels.
We gave our kids a snack after we used the popcorn maker
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The popcorn maker sure is a lot cheaper than buying a microwave.
The popcorn maker by Gary B May 22, 2003
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The Candle Maker

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The act of penetrating the ear canal, when ones penis is adequately covered in ear wax resembling a candle. Once constructed one may light whenever desired for a romantic fellatio session.
Mike gave Kendall a raunchy sweaty one of those "The Candle Maker" on top of the May Tag dryer.
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The Cake Maker 

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When you have sex with a girl with a condom on then when finished remove the condom slice off the top and disperse the seaman liberally all over her face.
He just gave her the cake maker. Sweet!
The Cake Maker by qwerty123456 July 31, 2008
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The Fresh Maker

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After anal intercourse a Mento is gently placed in the butthole.
I surprised Barb with The Fresh Maker last night.
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