johnny-on-the-spot

Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.

Being on time or in the correct place.

Hector, You were hella johnny-on-the-spot with those fries when I got the munchies.

johnny-on-the-spot by Rafi R January 6, 2008

Johnny On The Roger 

This is a phrase/term that stands for giving head or handjob. When one does it to thierself it is to be called a Roger Johnson. To be used as a verb.

Vicky was a slut and Jonnied Nick's Roger on the first date.

Johnny On The Roger by JoeMattKaitEricAlex October 27, 2004

Johnny and the Persian 

The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)

I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.

Johnny and the Persian by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011

Slap little johnny behind the ears 

A term for having sex

My girlfriend just got off the rag, I gotta go home and slap little johnny behind the ears.

Slap little johnny behind the ears by Clyde W December 10, 2018

Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers 

A great band from the 70's. They played in CBGB'S, as did The Ramones. They were punk (obviously, after all by this time that's almost all I write about). This was the incarnation of The Heartbreakers, after Richard Hell left to start The Voidoids. The Heartbreakers were on The Sex Pistols Anarchy In The UK Tour.

I'm livin' on Chinese Rock
all my items are in hock!

Chinese Rock- The Heartbreakers

Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers by Freak Face May 14, 2005

Johnny Sins The Great 

When you are having sex you have to picture your having sex with Johnny Sins. When you are about to cum yell "AH im bout to cum johnny."

Dude I did the Johnny Sins The Great challenge and my girlfriend slapped me

Johnny Sins The Great by yodudesupmanhowyoubeen November 23, 2021

johnny and the moondogs 

Name of the Beatles before they hit it big, when they were still playing at whorehouse clubs in Hamburg. Johnny referred to John Lennon, and the moondogs, who the fack knows.

Johnny and the Moondogs were payed about $5 a week.

johnny and the moondogs by enjuneer November 8, 2003