squirt the dirt 

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".

Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.

squirt the dirt by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

in the dirt 

in the grave or dead

I'm going to put this motherfucker in the dirt!

in the dirt by Simmy Black April 27, 2014

Dish the Dirt 

1. The telling of gossip, scandalous events, or relationships.

2. To give someone the low down on exciting news.

Anna Dish the Dirt on you and Brian

Dish the Dirt by amgarie November 30, 2010

dick in the dirt

Face down in the dirt or ground.

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.

dick in the dirt by ootsae May 15, 2005

Doin' the dirt

Slang for committing crime for money. Usually refers to low level criminal activity (aka the dirty work). Doin' dirt is commonly connected to drug dealing & trafficking, but doing dirt can be used to describe a wide variety of crime such as: robbing people, pimping hoes, running small-time gambling rings, assault+murder (for pay obviously) ect...

Lil man: Yaow man what you doin on the block at this hour?
Blood: Doin' that dirt lil nigga.
Lil man: Really? Can you hit me up with some weight?
Blood: Hell naw, your so young you couldnt even lift a Ki

Momma: Tiquita, where the fuck Jamal at, I gave him our foodstamps to go grocery shoppin 3hrs ago!?
Tiquita: Why momma? You know he's tryin to come up.. I bet he traded them for some work, he's prolly doin' the dirt right now on 116th and Lennox..

"I'm gonna cop some humongous guns so when I pop the mops and the sponges come, Ima keep doin dirt till i'm under some" -Cassidy

Doin' the dirt by netstryke December 15, 2005