Room temperature IQ 

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.

Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.

Room temperature IQ by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022

Texas Teepee 

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

Texas Teepee by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Tempe 

City located in Arizona in which the main campus of Arizona State University is located.

"Lets go to Tempe and pickup chicks fellow Riddle Rat."

Tempe by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

The Temper Trap 

The Temper Trap are a rock band formed in Melbourne, Australia, in 2005.

Known for their use of atmospheric sounds, pulsating guitars and soothing, ambient rhythms.

Members are Dougy Mandagi, Jonathon Aherne, Lorenzo Sillitto and Toby Dundas.

The band released their debut album Conditions in 2009. The album's lead single, Sweet Disposition, reached #6 on the UK Singles Chart.

Influences include U2 and Arcade Fire among others.

'What's that song that goes, "A moment of love..."?'

'That would be Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap.'

The Temper Trap by ChillyPhilly December 23, 2009

Terpees 

Herpes acquired from a Tinder date.

Rob it was the best date ever and things happened super fast. But a month later I look down and my pee bird is covered in terpees. Stupid Tinder hoes.

Terpees by Rex Holes November 30, 2014

Armenian Temper 

When a middle aged Armenian man behaves similar to an 8 year old child who didn't get his way.

Oh man, whatever Russ and Jimmy just told Guy really got his Armenian temper flaring

Armenian Temper by Butt Doodle December 1, 2019

Toilet Tempest 

What you'd expect after drinking 25l of Red Bull. A explosive blast of urine.

I drank 30 lots of Monster and now i'm about to have a toilet tempest.

Toilet Tempest by LeilaSP March 26, 2019