telesign 

1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.

2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.

3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.

Similar to telesigned in.

“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”

telesign by TeleSigner January 7, 2012

telestroking

A snarky and disparaging term used to describe the commonplace distracted attendance of telemedicine appointments by tuned-out and exhausted medical professionals during the Covid-19 Pandemic.

I logged onto the “telemed” appointment and was hit immediately by the vibe that my doctor was telestroking his way through the numbing electronic workday he was trying hard to embrace with an abnormally forced charm and weirdly vacant grin.

telestroking by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2021

Telesync 

TELESYNC (TS) -
A telesync is the same spec as a CAM except it uses an external audio source (most likely an audio jack in the chair for hard of hearing people). A direct audio source does not ensure a good quality audio source, as a lot of background noise can interfere. A lot of the times a telesync is filmed in an empty cinema or from the projection booth with a professional camera, giving a better picture quality. Quality ranges drastically, check the sample before downloading the full release. A high percentage of Telesyncs are CAMs that have been mislabeled.

"Centropy makes the best TS's"

Telesync by Thrilla June 26, 2003

Telesexual 

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

Telesexual by Fraknor April 12, 2008

teleshot

Drinking an alcoholic shot over the phone with an individual or individuals in another physical location.

When I was on vacation in Hawaii I called my buddy in Wisconsin for a teleshot. I poured my shot of Jack Daniels, he poured his shot of Tequila. We made a toast and drank together over the phone.

teleshot by Todd Majewski June 13, 2008

Teless 

Those guys that are walking around the school with really really tight pants that are bright pink, purple, yellow, or some other random color and you think their gay or just really weird but their just really proud of their hat that says "GRR!"

"Dude that kids wearing tight colored pants again."

"Wow, what a Teless!"

Teless by Elac Ekensponoodle September 26, 2009

Telescoping 

A form of urethra play, in which an individual with a very large penis is fucked in the urethra by someone with a smaller penis

Dude#1“Bro u ever stick a cotton bud up in ya dickhole? Shits dope”

Dude#2“Bitch please u ever try telescoping? Get yo dick out and lemme fuck your dick with my dick”

Telescoping by Shittybottomus November 28, 2018