stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.

Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"

stubby shorts by bread infection January 1, 2006

stubby chubby 

term used to describe a short, small erected penis

I was dancin' with this guy, when I felt his stubby chubby rub against my love cubby.

stubby chubby by MCKREWGA September 13, 2003

king stubbleton 

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy

Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.

king stubbleton by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018

The Stubby 

The act of inserting your own thumb into your rectum while masturbating to promote a speedy climax

I was cracking one off when I heard a knock on the door so I gave myself the stubby to get it over with quickly

The Stubby by Special needs student April 7, 2011

stubble 

The wonderful, deliciously sexy facial hair only real, wonderful, deliciously sexy men get when they haven't shaved in a few days. Many women find it incredibly preferable.

Girl: Have you seen the new guy? He's so hot.
Boy: I don't get what the big deal is.
Girl: It's his stubble. Maybe girls would like you if you were man enough to have some.

stubble by shortpeopleego August 20, 2010

cunt stubble 

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.

Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?

cunt stubble by markyspeaks July 10, 2005

stubble trouble 

the distressing realisation that you've hit some stubble you weren't expecting and it feels so good it ends current sexual activity

as I slid the head of my wang down her stomach and over her shaven haven I realised I was in stubble trouble and quickly apologised for what was to come

stubble trouble by kellydown August 5, 2010