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stressturbate 

The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.

i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles
Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"

Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"

Guy 2: "Me too, me too"
stressturbate by goldie911 September 10, 2013
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Stressball 

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.
With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!

sexessful 

mash-up of the words sexy & successful

definition #1
one is sexessful if they are a double threat of sexy and successful.

definition #2 (verb)
the act of conquering a romantic endeavor. or being successful in intimacy/sex/romance.
Definition #1 Examples
Girl- no one compares to your sexessfulness. Your sex appeal is off the charts and you have a really successful career. That makes you an independant woman and that is the definition of sexess!

Angelina Jolie is effortlessly sexessful.

Definition #2 Examples

Bro- were you sexessful last night? did you score?

Was last night a sexess?
sexessful by canegirl March 22, 2009

stresshold 

a stress threshold; the most stress that can be tolerated in a given situation
"Girl, I've gotta quit my job! My boss is always nagging me, and I've reached my stresshold!"
stresshold by pazlittlesong February 4, 2016

stressure 

When pressure and stress hit you all at once.
She's trying to coordinate her dating life with being a mom, so much stressure!
stressure by RaisetheBar September 13, 2017

STRESSURED 

Is a cross between stressed and pressured.When you are already stressed out and you are being pressured trying to finish a job on a timeline.My wife uses this word all the time.
My wife said that she is stressured trying to get all her work done.
STRESSURED by CyborKong April 9, 2006

Stressure 

A combination of the words stress and pressure, this word is an easy way for people to describe the feeling that typically accompanies finals week
Friend: Dude are you ok? You have been studying for that bio test all week.

Other friend: I know i know but my parents want me to do really well and I dont want to mess up as badly as I did last time. I dont know, lately i've just been feeling alot of stressure.
Stressure by sail4ever March 7, 2013