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when a female ejects out cum out of her pussy and makes uncomfortable noises such as; ouch papi, yeah right there, yeah don't be lazy, calm yourself don't act like an animal.
achmed was trying to have fun but things got dangerously out of hand, so she was squirting all over his moms room.
squirt by achmed911 December 1, 2011
Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.

Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
Squirt by DeadWizardGod August 18, 2011
Awww shit u just SQUirt on my cock
SQUirt by CAR_ AZUZ December 4, 2020
To cum, female or male.
Oh! Ohhhhhh! Pull my rod a little faster! Uhhhhhhh! I'm gonna squirt!
squirt by pentozali June 5, 2011
a small person. best used on people younger than you
hey, shut up squirt!
squirt by KD June 9, 2003
A short distance or drive to a specific location, usually around 15 minutes or less using your preferred method of transportation
“Hey bro, have you left your house yet?”

Yeah man. I’m just a squirt away”
Squirt by TherealcaptnJAC July 12, 2020