Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

Squirrel Smack by ibanez314 May 5, 2010

squirrel shot 

Getting a glimpse of a woman's pubic hair.

While I was sitting in class, Mrs. MacDougal gave me a squirrel shot.

squirrel shot by judbgrdmchn June 6, 2017

squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

squirrel shower by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

Squirrel Scammer 

A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.

Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer

Squirrel Scammer by Eggvon June 4, 2007

squirrel slap 

When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.

Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face

squirrel slap by Master Destroyer December 1, 2014

Squirrel Syndrome 

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

Squirrel Syndrome by Startup Street September 15, 2022

Squirrel sock 

The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.

P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...

Yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over MILFO stockes and then cried because im lonely...

Squirrel sock by Chickenarms March 31, 2011