squidging 

when you're hugging someone, and for a moment you hold them tighter, you're squidging them

"So i was hugging her, and she said something cute, so i squidged her"

squidging by peachstar June 24, 2005

Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

Smurf Smuggling by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

Booty snuggling 

Booty snuggling is a closer way of snuggling.
The act of booty snuggling is usually shared between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Clothes remain on however the two participants are usually sitting down as opposed to lying down.
Booty snuggling normally consists of hand-holding, head-nuzzling, arms over shoulders, and general closeness.
It can be used for emotional comfort or for pleasure.
It is most often performed in the movie theater, at home on a quiet afternoon, or whenever the two participants see fit.
It's name comes from the way the two participants are so close, like the two halves of a butt.

Girl 1: "what did you do last Saturday?"
Girl 2: "we didn't feel like going out so my boyfriend and I just stayed home, watched a movie, and spend the night booty snuggling"

Booty snuggling by MeowCats February 16, 2014

Smuggling a Muppet 

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

Smuggling a Muppet by george f November 17, 2006

Jesus Smuggling 

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.

Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.

Jesus Smuggling by Botched Toe September 16, 2018

cunt smuggling 

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.

"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"

cunt smuggling by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.

"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."

squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012