Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

Squeaking

Form of masturbation that involves humping your bed which creates a squeaking sound

Mike annoyed his roommate due to his excessive squeaking in the room

by BlackFlagShip November 16, 2010

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

squating

Living in someone's house, without permission, while they are away for a long period of time, usually vacation. This act is usually performed by a crack headed neighbor, or a drifter that is aware of your whereabouts.

Them niggas be squating at Marry Janes house while she gone to Jamaica.

by Big tex 77 March 14, 2014

Squaping

To vape with female ejaculate. Simply wring out the sheets and decant into your atomiser tank. Whack up the voltage and away you go! Experiment with various blends if you're feeling adventurous.

"So yeah man, I met Charlotte the Harlot the other week. She squirted like a fucking fountain on my fags, so she said I could borrow her vape if I smoked her juices !!! So we sat squaping together . Totally hot !!"

by HarlotAndIdiot November 16, 2017

Bed squeaking

To masturbate at a summer camp on a bed made of springs. It makes a squeaking sound so everyone else in the cabin knows your jacking off.

At camp when i was masturbating/bed squeaking the guy under me kept yelling "would you stop it!!!" it also works for minorities like women and gays, too!

by bedsqueakerCLH May 15, 2011

Squeaking with love

Euphemism for having an orgasm.

At the height of their love making she was squeaking with love.

by Shagrabbit September 25, 2005