Spermslurpper 

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.

I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

Spermslurpper by Spermslurpper (Bob) May 4, 2009

sperms 

n. pluralization of sperm that acknowledges the proper respect and appreciation for the unique individuality and courageous fortitude of each little swimmer

As the sperms of Marcus catapulted from his sausage pistol like roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris, he cried: "Swim! Swim bravely and courageously, my million different unique and individual sperms! While there is no I in TEAM, only one of you may claim the prize!"

sperms by Nearly Normal January 21, 2009

spermasaurus

1. A girl who runs on sperm like a car runs off filthy arab, sand nigger gas.
2. A girl who loves pleasuring reptiles
3. A girl who ingests a large amount of semen.

Dam, i saw a girl funnel 40 ounces of sperm last night, she was a real spermasaurus.

spermasaurus by Anthony Urballica September 16, 2006

Spermstache 

The excess sperm that is left on the upper lip after giving a really retarded blow job, making it look as if you have a mustache made of sperm. The word is kind of like a milk mustache but with sperm. Got Sperm?

Sperm Mustache Blow JobWiener Lip

*Damn Paul! Learn how to give good blow jobs, so next time you won't get a spermstache.*

Spermstache by Jacob, Paul September 5, 2007

spermese mountain dog 

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity

friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

spermese mountain dog by DrillDogTaylor December 22, 2010

Spermsplosion 

A massive cum-shot, all natural, the stuff of legends. The sort that makes a girl vomit from taking it in the mouth. If the penis is covered it explodes almost violently."

You came so hard my vag hurts" "Yeah baby, that's a Spermsplosion.

Spermsplosion by Justin the Lion April 19, 2011

spermealization

The feeling a man has immediately following an orgasm. This is the TRUE and EXACT feeling he has about the woman with whom he just had sex. Usually this feeling completely contradicts the sexual desires that lead up to the feeling.

After having a spermealization, David ran out of Mary's house as fast as he could.

spermealization by Dr Wooda Feltersnatch September 8, 2011