Spermstache

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The excess sperm that is left on the upper lip after giving a really retarded blow job, making it look as if you have a mustache made of sperm. The word is kind of like a milk mustache but with sperm. Got Sperm?

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*Damn Paul! Learn how to give good blow jobs, so next time you won't get a spermstache.*

Spermstache by Jacob, Paul September 5, 2007

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Serjstache

Fashioned out from the lead vocalist of S.O.A.D. or 'System Of A Down'. Best band ever, imo.

Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.

Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.

Duuude. I saw Malik in Tajihjkistan. He's got a frikkin' Serjstache.
....
He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:

Serjstache by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010

Related Words

Spermstache • Serjstache • Sprystache • sperm catcher

Sprystache

A Sprystache is small and pathetic mustache belonging to a citizen of Spryfield, Nova Scotia. It is similar to the crustache in that it is usually thin, made partially of ingrown hairs, and related directly to the hereditary traits of white trash. The main difference is that any race may possess one, as it is a biological affliction that arises from exposure to electromagnetic fields existing uniquely in Spryfield. For most Haligonians outside of Spryfield, a Sprystache is considered a mark of shame, but in Spryfield it may be thought of as an honor, as it signifies the citizen as coming into manhood

Wade had a fine sprystache as he groomed it every day

Sprystache by Michael Byrnison October 22, 2007

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026