sort of 

a word which means nothing and everything depending on how its used

1: "Hey do you like this place?"
"Ahh, sort of."

2:Congrats! It's a boy.....sort of.

sort of by Thuggelz November 19, 2009

Sort your neck out

As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..

Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!

Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else

(Gaffer enters)

Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh

!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!

Sort your neck out by GGGuni April 30, 2014

Sort your head out 

Usually used by Merthyr chavs, when arguing or having “banter” pronounced sort-ew-Ed-owt

“Oi son sort your head out”

Sort your head out by Shurup jarjjjj February 18, 2019

sort glass 

to sort glass... see glass sorter for a more indept definition.
basically a way to call someone retared or something to say after someone does a particularly retarded act.

"way to sort glass you moron!"

sort glass by Shinigami Dani July 24, 2003

sort out 

sort out - Jamaican slang,verb, meaning to satisfy sexually; may be extended to mean to have sex with. As a noun, it refers to a sexual act.

- to introduce order to a situation or resolve a problem.

<first usage> Baby yuh look like yuh waan smaddy sort yuh out. / yuh look like yuh want a sort out.

<second usage> yute yuh need fi sort out di ting enuh. A 3 week mi gi yuh di game an all now yuh no fix i.

sort out by younglad January 13, 2010

Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state

Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!

Sort your life out by Comedi October 7, 2006

sort've 

it's the new would of!
Serves to demonstrate that "have" and "of" are now completely interchangeable

This could of been sort've funny.

sort've by zuiop January 13, 2009