Snurgling 

Someone who sniffs seats (such as office chairs, Bicycle seats or underwear) for sexual pleasure, hoping to smell either farts or juicy whiffs.

I saw Chris Snurgling my girlfriends bike last night so I punched him in his happy sacks. He's such a dirty snurgler.

Snurgling by phillwillkill July 27, 2011

snugging 

either the act of cuddling with another person or in some cases, performing a sexual act

I hated Brokeback Mountain! There was too much snugging!

snugging by 2muchofapimp July 13, 2006

snurfing 

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

snurfing by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

Surging Sanders 

When you're fucking a woman in the ass, but instead of finishing inside you cum unexpectedly out of your left index finger.

Ah, man, I gave that bitch Hilary a surging sanders.

Surging Sanders by dubyadubyadubyathree October 10, 2016

surging sanders 

it's when you cum out of nowhere

We had been at it for a while when I pulled a surging sanders. She was a bit suprised to say the least, but I think everyone was satisfied.

surging sanders by utunga October 4, 2016

surging sanders 

The event where Bernie Sanders beats the crap out of Hillary Clinton in the polls.

We have a surging Sanders in Iowa and New Hampshire.

surging sanders by Melkor505 April 24, 2016

snurfing 

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.

I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.

snurfing by Agent 74 December 25, 2007