Snarfle the Wok Wok

When a dog loudly licks his weiner to the point of drowning out the rest of the room with his slurps and slaps.

I can't hear the TV! The damn dog won't stop Snarfling the Wok Wok!

All he does is sit and Snarfle the Wok Wok since the accident.

Snarfle the Wok Wok by The Stoop Boys September 25, 2019

snarfleblogging 

The over consumption of blogging sites through excessive posting, reading or both.

A person who snarfleblogs is known as a snarfleblogger

I haven't seen your buddy in days. Is he snarfleblogging again?

snarfleblogging by Foznots April 23, 2010

Snortle

The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.

Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.

Snortle by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020

Bavarian Snorkler 

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005

sporfle 

Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.

A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*

sporfle by Corisa September 6, 2008

Snorfel 

The act of holding someone close and inhaling their scent at the base of their neck. Can be performed as a serious gesture (one deep inhale), or joking (several quick inhales), but the act of snorfeling is an intimate one that should only be performed on significant others (and/or lovers).

Scott said something so cute I just wanted to snorfel him!

Snorfel by JustAGirloncl November 9, 2009

snoofle 

A word from the internet dog language. A word alternate for "nuzzling", but specifically with the nose.

doggo 1: Hey fren ur snoot looks very boopable today bork
doggo 2: Thank u fren i has soft snoot bork *snoofles doggo 1*
doggo 1: Oh yes fren that snoot is heckin soft bork

snoofle by Anrei October 1, 2017