scarling 

A wonderous band hailing from Los Angeles. Not to be compared to Jack off Jill, as they both may contain Jessicka as lead singer, but are not the same band. Other members include Christian Hejnal on lead guitar, Garey Snider on drums, Rickey Lime on guitar, and Kyle Lime on bass.

Scarling is teh sex.

scarling by Dreams of Glass September 12, 2003

snorfling 

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.

Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

snorfling by hello world champion April 26, 2011

Snarfingtons

A restaurant that serves endless Breadsticks as well as dipping sauces but not soup. They also sell cinnamon breadsticks which are very similar to the normal breadsticks except their made with cinnamon. I cannot stress enough that they do not sell Soup.

Person1: Wow! Snarfington's soup is really good!
Person2: Snarfington's doesn't have soup you idiot! It's dipping sauce!

Person1: I'm sorry I didn't know... it was an accident
Person2: you've failed me for the last time!
Person1: please sir, I'm sorry.....NOOOOOOOO!
"boom"
Person2: snarf...Snarfingtons

Snarfingtons by shypolarbear March 6, 2013

parallel snarking 

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

parallel snarking by scatterfan September 16, 2009

Glargle Shnargling 

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

Glargle Shnargling by Dildevich February 22, 2011

snarlin 

1.) refers to a blow job
2.) often known as S.O.A.L. or snarlin of a lifetime
3.) to gobble a penis

That bitch gave me a snarlin all night.
It was the soal and I jizzed in her eye.

snarlin by Brian Johnson March 29, 2005

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

snailing the banister by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008