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the shit that looks like its about to jump out of the toilet...this shit is a spectacle, it resembles Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's skyhook from the 1985 Lakers
Abdullah: Whats goin on T, did you see the Warriors whoop on the Lakers last night? My nigga Monte Ellis was off the hook...

Theresa: nah man, I missed it, you know with paycuts and all...I'll I had to eat was a gang of spinach and broccoli, I hit up the bathroom at the pad and fuckin dropped a skyhook like my nigga Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
skyhook by STREETLIGHTS February 26, 2010

Skyhooks 

How to answer a question when you don't know the answer.
Can also be used purely to annoy, as a way to fill space.
Isn't a bridging loan acceptable as collateral?

Skyhooks.
Skyhooks by Victoria January 30, 2003
Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.
I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.
skyhook by Maitre D April 26, 2004

Skyhooking 

An act of extreme anal penetration, it involves violently boxing with ones anal oriface, causing an extreme case of rectal prolapse. Bring a mop.
I hear that Jennifer took a good Skyhooking last night.
Skyhooking by Bunghole Shuffle February 23, 2011
UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.

A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.
Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?

AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)
Skyhook by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
A woman without any visable means of support; a ho'
Doris was a skyhook, we called her the "easy chair".
Skyhook by Johnnana July 1, 2011