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shmacked 

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.
Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.
shmacked by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010
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A surfer that is so deep inside the tubing part of the wave that he is completely enveloped - likened to being inside a fully enclosed dwelling, such as a shack.
Dude, I just got shacked on that wave.
shacked by The Colonel July 18, 2003

shmacked 

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.
I was so shmacked last night.
shmacked by thebx41 September 20, 2012

Blizzy Shmacked 

its when you get a curling iron and smack a fat hoe across her big ass forehead like a pimp with a $40,000 chain consumed from his wide selection of hoes ranging tall, short, or morbidly obese bitches then you 1, 2 the hoe like mike tyson.
(tyrone)- i just Blizzy Shmacked the fuck out this fat ass hoe on foenem

schwacked 

adj.
The state of being very intoxicated as a result of Alcohol, Weed, Shisha tobacco, or any combination of the three.

Originated by J Dizzle and Trevizzle in Los Lunas, NM.
Holy shit bro, I'm schwacked.

Last night I got hella schwacked and slept with a fat chick.
schwacked by Trevizzle March 4, 2007

shlacked 

ADJ: to be very intoxicated and extremely suped at the same time.
ADJ: During happy hour, Sue was so shlacked that when her co worker punched her in the face, she hugged him and said, "we need to hang out more often!".
shlacked by Roxien October 31, 2007