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Shove your face in shut 

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.
If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

face your shut 

shut your face backwards aka-shut up aka.be quiet aka.dont talk
Sydney:You're a douche
Jenny:Face Your Shut
face your shut by jrube August 15, 2006

shut up turd face 

what to tell someone who is trying to wake u up, or what u tell someone who is getting on your nerves
Jason: Wake up baby
Rachel: Shut up Turd Face!!!!!
shut up turd face by Jason&Rachel October 16, 2005

shut the fuck up face 

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"
boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

Shut your facebook!

Phrase uttered in response to someone's rude comment on the Facebook.com website.
(Commenting on a photo of Friend 2's)
Friend 1: "Wow, did you bang that hot chick on the right?"

Friend 2: "Dude, shut your facebook! That's my cousin Lucinda!

Shut your facebook!

A term of derision toward people naive enough to be entangled in proprietary systems like Facebook, or expect you to follow them there.

(note to site editors: it has been used as such in the New York Times Magazine, common speech, on the radio, on popular teeshirts, etc.)
You expect ME to sign up with Yahoo! just so I can see your holiday photos?! Shut your facebook!
Shut your facebook! by Harmsini October 16, 2009