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Shooting blanks 

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.
I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

shooting the shit 

To converse lightly, with no specific topic or objective in mind.

See also: shooting the breeze
So, Bill and I were shooting the breeze and suddenly we came up with an idea for a new website.
shooting the shit by handle187 October 31, 2003

Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.
Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.
Shooting Pearls by Andranoxi September 9, 2015

shooting fish in a barrel 

n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.
Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

shooting gallery

he od'd over at the shooting gallery
shooting gallery by chillcat May 30, 2003

Shooting the Clown 

Matt: "Man that porn you sent me, I was Shooting the Clown all night."