shitbaked 

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

shitbaked by Heptune May 14, 2005

flying shitake 

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis

Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake

flying shitake by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008

shitcake 

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

shitcake by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

Shitake Mushrooms 

Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.

OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!

Shitake Mushrooms by Katherine[: June 6, 2005

shitcasserole 

Another way to say OH MY GOD or shit. An exclamation. Can be used in a good or bad situation.

Holy shitcasserole! I forgot to study for the test...now I'm gonna fail.

Mega shitcasserole, that guy is hot!

shitcasserole by Livsteroo January 23, 2011

shitcakes 

a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd

woman: 'george, be careful not to tread on that-'
man: owwwwwwwwww SHITCAKES!

shitcakes by franc September 22, 2005

Shitake Mushrooms 

is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".

(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea

Shitake Mushrooms by $irHC` March 25, 2010