I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from. 

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from. by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009

she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.

"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"

she knows where her shit gets buttered by Slic Ric September 10, 2013

Lick me where I shit 

Another way of telling someone they can f-off

If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.

Lick me where I shit by allbad July 2, 2005

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat 

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears 

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.

I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009

shitwhore 

A dumb bitch who is excessively slutty, annoying, and a skanky cunt. Shitwhores often congregate together and have borderline shitwhore friends.

That shitwhore Anne would make more money working the street corner than over at Josh's Condom Emporium.

Dude, you said shitwhore and she's standing right there. Put a quarter in the shitwhore jug.

shitwhore by orphankill June 2, 2011