Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise 

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise by Osama llama March 15, 2010

awkward sea turtle 

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.

Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!

awkward sea turtle by Berry Halls October 3, 2007

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.

Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.

sea-turtle by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015

Sea Turtled 

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

Sea Turtled by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

sea turtle me 

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

sea turtle me by Definition magician April 9, 2021

sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.

God damnit she has a sea turtle ass

sea turtle ass by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021

Sea turtle 

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea

I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea

Sea turtle by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025