samurai 

A social class of people started in the latter 13th century who usually started training at dojos when they were eight or nine. After graduating from these dojos they usually joined the military ruled by the Shogunate or Shogunafter the Sengoku war when the Shogun became the supreme power more samurai came to the scene and joined the Shougnate however these samurai became dogs of the Shogun thus leading to small rebel groups trying to oppose the Shogun, but none were sucessful until the bakumatsu war began. Some samurai rebuked their title and became rurouni. Samurai disappeared after the Meji era. Today many manga artists over-glorify the samurai as cool, good-hearted people but in actuallity most samurai were cold-blooded killers

Samurai is also the name of a cool amusment park ride

samurai by ananomyous August 16, 2005

samurai 

A creature with all power, it is said a samurai can destroy the universe with a movement of the eyes. Samurais are the best at everything ever, especially sword fighting and gymnastics. Samurais are born when lightning bolts hit the highest peak of everest, they can teleport and run at the speed of light and fly too.

Pete: Oh my god, was that a samurai?
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.

samurai by vinny_R February 10, 2008

Samurai 

A very kinky sexual act in which you throw a person called Sam at your partners eye when they begin to get close(sam-ur-ai). The mass confusion that results in this can be especially thrilling to many people and can occasionally have the added bonus of threesomes resulting with the sam person involved if you are into that kind of thing.

Man: Hey baby want me to Samurai you tonight?
Woman: What the hell is that?

Samurai by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009

samurai 

Ancient Japanese warrior, usually sword-wielding.

"This is a samurai sword."

samurai by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Samurai 

Skilled in effort, tact and meditative states.

Samurai, you were the love of my life and you never came.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.

Samurai by UnotHebrokemy<3CnttrustU March 29, 2010

samurai 

1. (noun) The noblest of the Superfriends. He has mystical wind powers for no reason yet works through adversity to overcome even the most fiendish of challenges.

2. (adj) A word describing something that was just too awesome to be described with anything else.

Wow man that triple sow cow backflip was horrendously samurai!

samurai by Lukas Chamopski August 4, 2005

Samurai 

Hot and spicy sauce to go with french frites.
In Belgium

Hi, I would like a large "cornet" of frites and andalouse.
No, samuraï instead. Thanks

Samurai by DUM-DUM February 10, 2005