Sam's Wood 

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.

"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM

Sam's Wood by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011

Laughing Sam's Dice 

LSD. Comes from a really wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD." Sounds REALLY good with Laughing Sam, himself.

Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
That's the way it goes...

Laughing Sam's Dice by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005

Sam's Town 

A highly underrated album. Most of the people who don't like it haven't really listened to the album, but simply decided before that The Killers needed a sophomore slump, or didn't like that they changed their style a bit, or were unhappy with Brandon Flowers saying how much he enjoyed it. Is in fact an absolutely incredible album.

Sam's Town should really be judged by killers fans, not critics. The fans love it.

Sam's Town by Jman077 December 14, 2008

sams tic tac 

a very tiny penis

girl1-i was with sams tic tac last night

girl 2- i've heard its tiny
girl1-the rumours are true

sams tic tac by marktictac August 14, 2017

Sam's dick

An extremely large penis do not fuck wit him if you gave this dick a good sucking he will love you forever

" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"

Sam's dick is the best dick I've seen

Sam's dick by Some girl/chick January 13, 2017

uncle sam's misguided children

abbreviated as USMC. a synonym for US Marine Corps.

I can't believe you went and joined up with uncle sam's misguided children.

uncle sam's misguided children by Broan November 12, 2007

Sam's Club 

An off-shoot company of wal-mart that sells bulk amounts of items for very cheap prices. This practice, along with blatantly advertised affiliation with wal-mart and small busnisses is a ploy to counteract people who believe wal-mart is a vicious enemy to small business.

I just bought 120 condoms at Sam's Club for $2.00!

Jerome complains a lot about Wal-Mart ruining his small business. He often shops for supplies at the Sam's Club.

Sam's Club by B-C September 9, 2006