Saber-Toothing

The act of preying on young men by a woman past the appropriate age of a Cougar.

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saber-toothed crotch cricket

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

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Euphemism for sex coined on MMO game chats

"How did it go last night?"
"We made out, but I didn't get a saber hug."

saber hug by aerwyn March 23, 2017

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A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

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A cougar(hot old woman) that's even older. A saber tooth is the older version of a cougar. Usually a cougar ranges from 30-50. A saber tooth is 50 +.

"Dude your mom is a cougar, but your grandma is a a Saber Tooth!"

Saber Tooth by MarcusC54 December 8, 2009

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Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.

Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.

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A woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the "cougar" category

I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.

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