tech resistant

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Rasist

When you spell racist wrong

You messed up racist by saying rasist

by Mackenzie needs to spell April 27, 2017

Famine Resistant

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

resistonce

The word "resistonce" is not meant to be confused with its counterpart "resistance", meaning "a group of persons who oppose a force". The word resistonce means "a group of no more than two persons who,although severly outnumbered, are extremely stubborn to give up their resisting, despite how stupid it may be". This word is pronounced normally with a faulty French accent, and has emphasis on the ending "once", such as the "resistooonnnnnnnnnccccceeeeee!!"
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.

J: "Hey, why don't you help us build our fort?"

M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"

other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"

B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"

*dives back into fort snickering*

J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*

by **spazzy** January 20, 2007

money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

French Resistance

The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.

Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.

by RichWI October 3, 2007