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Republicant

Formerly known as Republicans, the Republicants are a political party that embodies no-ness and all forms of negativity. It is the Republicant believe that nothing should ever be done by government because the wealthy, as the most educated class, and the corporations they control, knows what's best for the rest of society. Recent scientific analysis of their speech patterns reveal overuse of words such as No, Can't, Socialism, Betcha, You lie, various racial epithets, and so forth.
If we Republicants unite, we just might get rid of Medicare! Our senior citizens should have the FREEDOM to take care of themselves! Hunting for food when you're 90 and living in a cave is what being American is all about!
Republicant by shgr April 16, 2010
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republiCANT

All these republicans are blaming every problem on everyone but themselves. Its just because they can't do what they say they can and will do so they blame their problems on someone else. They are not rebubliCANS they are republiCANTS!
Republicant: "I have so many problems that other people can't solve for me"
Person: "Solve it yourself you REPUBLICANT!!"
republiCANT by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

conan the republican 

Governor of Caleefohnia. see governator.
conan the republican by matt October 23, 2004

Republicamp 

A large homeless encampment in a major city that exists because of foreclosures and the recent economic recession caused by retarded Republican economic policies.
"The recent spike in homelessness led to a Republicamp being set up near the local church."
"I hear that Barack Obama fellow's a Muslim."
Republicamp by Goodspaceguy November 1, 2008

Republican't 

A member of the political party opposed to basically everything good.
Donald Trump, aka asshat, is a Presidential candidate in the Republican't party.
Republican't by Neesied69 January 25, 2016

Republican Logic 

A mythology often alluded to by the rich.
see: oxymoron
Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.
Republican Logic by Matt June 9, 2005

Republican Deal 

During any negotiation, when one group insists upon dramatic or extreme conditions before engaging in discussions, the purpose being to end all negotiations.
The kidnapper attempted a Republican Deal; demanding a million dollars, a helicopter on the roof, and a batch of dinosaur eggs before releasing the 26 hostages.
Republican Deal by quickstring July 12, 2011