remotely 

Something that is far away, in a certain way. Often used to describe how different a is from b.

-Playing a guitar is remotely different from playing the drums, you'll never make it! Make it, never! Never it make! You'll never make it!!
-Yes I will dad! Just watch me! *runs off crying*

remotely by Jonas Har En Paraply September 19, 2007

remotesmanship 

The art of switching back and forth through channels using the previous channel button. Widely used when watching two or more sporting events at the same time. Points are awarded if you can switch back to the channel at the precise time at which play begins.

Dave was practicing notable remotesmanship while he was spectating both the football game and the basketball game.

remotesmanship by the cat's gravy January 11, 2008

Remote Angel 

The act of mimicking a snow angel pattern,while lying in bed trying to find your remote contol.

too lazy to get up and unable to fing the remote,Gus started making remote angels.

Remote Angel by Bigger Gus February 24, 2012

remote rage 

The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage

It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage

remote rage by im_on_meth March 21, 2010

Remoteded 

Verb- To change the channel on your TV
History: It all started in early 2018 in the suburbs of London, UK when many people from the upcoming generation of youngers became bored of saying stuff like "changing the channel"

Daniel: I just remoteded from spongebob to Teletubbies
Sujita: Oh cool idrc but cool

Remoteded by Mo Kay aka fortnite god/legend October 20, 2018

Remotely working 

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

Remotely working by karens727 October 2, 2009

breaking the remote 

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick

breaking the remote by Nate R.. August 18, 2006