Facial Recognition 

When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.

So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.

Facial Recognition by Paralda October 31, 2011

Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD) by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

E-Recognition 

Person who will go to desperate lengths to gain the attention of the masses via the internet. This means resorting to frequently posting on RIP pages, to trolling discussion boards, to adding thousands of friends.

Girl 1: Its a tragedy that person died.
Girl 2: Your kidding me my friend count went up 25 people since I posted on the RIP Page.
Girl 1: Wow girl your cold your just in it for the E-Recognition.

E-Recognition by Defftik March 22, 2010

whip recognition 

being able to recognize a person by the car that they drive

My whip recognition kicked in and i ducked behind a mail box so the crazy bitch didn't see me and kept drivin.

whip recognition by Frank Tini April 30, 2011

Stall scare recognition 

Stall recognition:When you are taking a crap in a public restroom, Then suddenly become very uncomfortable because you can recognize the person next to you by the shoes there wearing and the poop noises they are making! Scare:you wanna say hi but your still not sure its them

Guy 1: Hey where you in the bathroom on the sears first floor yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah I woulda said hi but I got Stall scare recognition.

Stall scare recognition by I_heart_poopin April 16, 2010

drug recognition expert 

A drug recognition expert is basically a big name for a cop, narc, nosey parent, narcotics dog

Here comes the police; they're total drug recognition experts.

drug recognition expert by DMack2018 May 31, 2018

Facial Recognition 

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.

He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.

Facial Recognition by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020