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Rockin Raccoons 

a person who is the enemy of an awesome possum. Someone that gives you rabies just by looking at them. Someone who is not the best friend of the coolest person ever cause I am their favorite. I hate rockin raccoons.

Raccooning 

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon
*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.
Raccooning by manleeman June 14, 2011

raccoons in the attic 

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

Raccoonize 

Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.
Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!

Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!
Raccoonize by Yeahsurewhynot September 22, 2017

Raccoons 

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"

Raccooning 

Someone who will sleep with anything is raccooning because they love to hunt for trash.
Did you see that guy? Phillip is raccooning again.