yeti pubes

Pubic hair that resembles the wiry white coat of a mythical Himalayan mountain creature that's possibly related to the Sasquatch.

dude, those yeti pubes make your junk look like a hamster peeking out of its nest.

yeti pubes by bobsquatch September 18, 2018

50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.

My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.

50 Shades of Pubes by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015

braided ass pubes 

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'

braided ass pubes by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011

Pubesicle 

When you shave off your pube hairs and put them in the freezer in frozen water or juice .. Yummy

Lets go get us some pubesicles

Pubesicle by coolerthanme September 6, 2010

Yeti Pubes

1)ungroomed Wild-like pubes.

2) Donald Trump’s pubic hair

Like a toadstool...I lay there , annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Karts -Stormy Daniels

Yeti Pubes by Snowflake75 September 18, 2018

face pubes 

Hair which grows on the face after puberty hits. This is a slightly derogatory term for a beard, usually only used when a man's beard is patchy and won't come in full.

He's thinkin' so hard, he's strokin' his face pubes

face pubes by namrepus April 6, 2005

chin pubes 

Clueless speak for sporadic facial hair often grown by teenage boys. So named because it looks like pubic hair of the face. Used to refer to the types who can't grow proper beards, and instead get tufts of hair which they try to arrange artistically.

"Hey dickwad, nice chin pubes"

chin pubes by Alomiakoda December 30, 2004