twattoo

A tattoo that makes everyone who sees it think, "God, what a twat."

"Did you see that twattoo that Jodie Marsh let the readers of Bizarre Magazine choose for her?"

by Alomiakoda June 25, 2007

chin pubes

Clueless speak for sporadic facial hair often grown by teenage boys. So named because it looks like pubic hair of the face. Used to refer to the types who can't grow proper beards, and instead get tufts of hair which they try to arrange artistically.

"Hey dickwad, nice chin pubes"

by Alomiakoda December 31, 2004