Pretzel 

Top-secret Iraqi tactical assault weapon.

The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.

It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.

Pretzel by RaVNzCRoFT December 24, 2008

pretzel 

i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.

i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?

pretzel by I won't give my name to a machine! April 1, 2005

pretzel 

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

pretzel by Ryan February 8, 2005

Pretzel 

A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.

"Wow, that pretzel was amazing"

"Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"

Pretzel by Prof. Yensaix April 1, 2009

Pretzel 

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer

2)The best salty food in the world

1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.

2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!

Pretzel by redbeam October 28, 2009

Pretzel 

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.

Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.

Pretzel by JedwardWalbriston August 6, 2012

Pretzel 

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.

Talk shit one more time and im gonna pretzel u.

Pretzel by Sisski August 4, 2019