pink pretender 

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.

Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.

pink pretender by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

Pretender 

A cross dresser

I thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple...dude's a pretender

Pretender by Infamous stryfe September 22, 2009

pretendering 

Writing as if i am someone else

lucy, pretendering to be an excited mountain climber.

pretendering by lucy camenia November 6, 2017

Public Pretender 

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.

Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."

Public Pretender by ArticChile April 15, 2008

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!

A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

the great pretender by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016

Pretender 

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

Pretender by karatekidllll June 22, 2009

heterosexual pretender 

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

heterosexual pretender by skEwb1 May 13, 2007