poopie dickin

Unhygienic anal sex resulting in the transfer of fecal matter from the dirty anus of the partner getting banged to the penis of the unsuspecting penetrator, most often occurring between gay males.

Ted and Randy went back to Ted's trailer for some box wine and some serious poopie dickin.

poopie dickin by Skip Bumphrey April 5, 2008

Pope mobile 

Like the Batmobile, but adhearing to the speed limits

Bless this drive by, and I will take fries with that

Pope mobile by umpirestrikesback July 2, 2005

poopiemuffin 

A woman with a disgusting pussy. Also used as an insult to friends.

John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?

Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.

John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.

Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.

John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.

poopiemuffin by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013

pokie dokie 

Those silly cards your kids collect.

Daddy can we go to Walmart to get some pokie dokie cards.

pokie dokie by Starrtips March 31, 2019

hood pope

A respected veteran of the streets in which he "comes up", the Hood Pope seeks to preserve the unity of the residents of said hood and the sanctity of said hood. He achieves this by adhering to a strict moral and ethical code, which includes great attention to the physical and mental welfare of all those in the hood, with disregard to those persons' socioeconomic status or personal ties. The Hood Pope also oversees peace agreements and is a major voice in the handing down of justice to those who trespass against said hood. The Hood Pope's devotion to said hood is unrivaled and he asks residents for loyalty not to himself, but to their hood. While not a deity or a head of state, the Hood Pope, along with King Smoke, The Rat Prince, and others, form the Council of the Streets.

"Last Saturday night that gang member from down the street jacked my little sister's bike. Thank goodness Hood Pope heard about it. Now my sister has her bike back and that punk-ass bitch who stole it got his legs broke."

"I was waiting in line at the food pantry five hours before they got cleaned out and turned me away. Before I could do a damn thing Hood Pope rolls up in a tractor trailer full of groceries and tells us our children are gonna eat tonight. Thank you Hood Pope."

"La' nigh' it done snow and I done drank all my damn liqu'. Woke up to dat Hood Pope standin' ova me wit' a whole damn stack o' blankets and a Thermos full o' hot tea. N*gga got time fo' this shit but can't git a brotha some rock?"

"Channel 5 reports all known trap houses in the hood were burned to the ground today. Police wish to thank Hood Pope on behalf of the city's law enforcement."

hood pope by CotS Human Relations May 1, 2014

and I'm the Pope 

Used to show disbeliefe.

John: Dude, i had sex with the hottest girl last night.

Jake: Yea, and I'm the Pope.

and I'm the Pope by Happy Hoppy May 9, 2012

blow dryer poopie 

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

blow dryer poopie by Gajapidi March 18, 2014