Plucking Nit 

PG version of "fucking piece of shit'

You called the manager a "plucking nit." He kicked you in the nuts.

Plucking Nit by bignutz January 14, 2015

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011

epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011

Sucker-plunging 

Sexual move: When you're tonguing the butthole and sucking it at the same time.

Oh baby, baby, you know sucker-plunging is my favorite sex move!!

Sucker-plunging by Slutty Jerry April 14, 2021

dick plunging 

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet

I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.

dick plunging by PAYNT May 16, 2016

clunge-plunging 

The act of love. The insertion of the penis into the clunge.

"My word, I'm tired. All night clunge-plunging followed by a hard day at the office. I need a beer!"
From "Hitler - My Autobiography" by Adolf Hitler, Austro-German dictator and champion surfer.

clunge-plunging by Percyhalfpig February 16, 2004

planking 

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

planking by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011