Peon 

Purple, neon light. Found in most townships. Used to hunt bats in evening sky.

My peon makes hunting for bats so much easier than my bow and arrow.

Peon by The Princesses March 4, 2011

Peon 

One who whips out their penis in the middle of a Jay-Z concert and fails to piss into a cylindrical shape, such as a water bottle, thus urinating on eccentric black men in front of them.

Person 1: Dear Christ, Greg just pissed all over that black man.
Person 2: What a Peon!

Peon by jkelly30 August 21, 2010

peon 

an idiotic person. a moron.

Shut your hole, you PEON!

peon by Noelle March 14, 2003

Peon 

Someone who gets blamed for things that aren't really their fault.

To be annoying and silly. i.e 'Christ, you're such a peon. piss off'

'shit. they captured the flag. It was that bloody peon Fred's fault'

Peon by Fredex November 22, 2004

peon 

a word meaning lame or low class

man them kids are some peons!!

peon by defineA November 30, 2017

Peon 

1)a low-level irc user, someone with voice, ops, or anyother form of flag in an irc channel
2)a low-level computer user, someone without root or wheel access
3)A General Peasent
4)as a general "smurf" style word.

1) Sorry, i cant op im only a peon in here
3) Marik
4) "wow! it just got 45 degrees more peon in here since marik joined"

Peon by Pod January 4, 2004

Peon 

A little child who isn’t experienced enough or a person who isn’t fully aware of what they’re doing .

These peons don’t know what there doing right now.

Peon by Jay shmula March 2, 2022