1 definition by jkelly30

Peon

One who whips out their penis in the middle of a Jay-Z concert and fails to piss into a cylindrical shape, such as a water bottle, thus urinating on eccentric black men in front of them.

Person 1: Dear Christ, Greg just pissed all over that black man.
Person 2: What a Peon!

by jkelly30 August 12, 2010