Student at a University or Cathedral employed to help direct the choir and play the organ. Usually talented beyond belief, they balance this by being profoundly weird and ambigious in their sexual orientations.
"Wow, how drunk was I last night?"
"You slept with the organ scholar..."
"Oh, bugger..."
the occurrence of going to Mexico for vacation or some other event, then being hung up by a rope, and beaten by small Mexican children in order to obtain your vital organs then sell them.
Dude, Johnny went to Mexico last week, and they made him into an organ pinata!