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Organ harvest 

(verb) The illegal removal of human organ(s) and/or tissue without a person’s consent; generally to be sold on the black market for organ transplants.
I wouldn’t have a drink with that guy, he looks like the type who will drug you and you'll wake up missing one of your kidneys.

My brother slept at a sleezy hotel in South America and was the victim of an organ harvest.
Organ harvest by Thewordmancometh February 12, 2010

Organ Scholar 

Student at a University or Cathedral employed to help direct the choir and play the organ. Usually talented beyond belief, they balance this by being profoundly weird and ambigious in their sexual orientations.
"Wow, how drunk was I last night?"
"You slept with the organ scholar..."
"Oh, bugger..."

organ stops 

big hard nipples that poke out through clothing
"what a pair of organ stops!"

Jennifer Aniston in Friends was famous for them.
organ stops by tickler January 5, 2009

Organ Freeman

A term for a bowel movement
Garrett: "Wow that burrito really fucked up my stomach"

Guy: "You're gonna shit yourself for sure?"

Garrett: "Yeah, i think i have a huge Organ Freeman about to go Through The Wormhole"

organ pinata 

the occurrence of going to Mexico for vacation or some other event, then being hung up by a rope, and beaten by small Mexican children in order to obtain your vital organs then sell them.
Dude, Johnny went to Mexico last week, and they made him into an organ pinata!
organ pinata by Guy Fox May 14, 2011

Organ Solo 

My wife's pretty tired, so I guess I'll just have to put on an organ solo.
Organ Solo by itchyoreo May 6, 2011