To Go Marianne On Your Ass 

For someone, usually a girl, to punch a guy in the face as hard as possible after he has done something really stupid that is his fault. It is always his fault.

"I'm going to go Marianne on your ass, for crashing my car!"

To Go Marianne arse punch girl punch guy stupid guy guy's fault

To Go Marianne On Your Ass by Are You Ted? April 17, 2011

Go old testament on your ass 

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

Go old testament on your ass by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

A boil on the ass of society 

Someone who is literally a pain in the ass. Not only to one or several people but to society as a whole.

"Stop with your complaining, you are quickly becoming a boil on the ass of society".

A boil on the ass of society by Jumpingrat September 3, 2008

Ass On The Ceiling 

Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"

2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling

"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"

Ass On The Ceiling by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008

ass-on

to elude quickly or scurry at a fast pace; can be used for escaping situations or urging someone to move along

"This club is boring, let's ass-on"

ass-on by Poppa D 21 April 21, 2014

got some ass on it 

Something with a firm, sturdy substantial structure.

Robb: "What kind of cracker would you like with this tuna dip?"
Jim: "I prefer a Triscuit over some other flimsy cracker."
Robb: "Yeah, a Triscuit has got some ass on it."

got some ass on it by wifeoftriscuitlover April 14, 2010

Saved by the hair on your ass 

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

Saved by the hair on your ass by trevmation September 13, 2015