Mr. Obvious

1. Character originated on the "Bob and Tom" radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. Individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.

Mr. Obvious: "Caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife's underwear drawer won't light is maybe it's not a flashlight. Let's try to narrow this down. Does it feel a little slick or greasy?" Caller "Yeah, so?"

Mr. Obvious by The Real Mr. Obvious September 21, 2008

obviass 

When someone is stating something blatantly obvious just to be a dick.

. . . driving around forever trying to get out of the parking garage when suddenly all four passengers notice the large EXIT sign.
Steve: Hey, I think it's right up there under the "EXIT" sign.
Joe: No shit, Steve. Don't be such an obviass.

obviass by lift-ticket March 30, 2009

conan obrien 

The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.

-I'm watching Leno.
-You poopface, the real laughs don't come until you enter the "Cone Zone!"

conan obrien by tintle September 11, 2004

Pointer of the Obvious 

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

Pointer of the Obvious by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008

obviously 

when you say its not true

its obviously not true

obviously by anonymous September 15, 2020

Obvious 

Obvious ..

We may share the same core energy but it’s obvious we are not compatible whatsoever

You know what upsets me but always follow the same pattern

Taking that as my final answer as obviously what I write is attributed to yours or others multiple accounts .. stalker boys too obviously ..

I do find that the most disrespectful actually .. I have a clear writing style that evolved here and get attributed to plebs… as well as them smirking away outside my house ..

Again …

Wow …

Don’t bother with tickets anywhere ..

This or any other lifetime thanks..

Obvious .. why all the attention and bullshit outside my house continues

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You created it and now live for it and thrive on it .. pretend otherwise it you like ..

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No thanks

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Obvious by LetsTalkAboutX January 27, 2023

obvioslut 

Basically a girl that is obviously a slut just by looking at her.

That girl at the party last night walked in wearing booty shorts (It's December), drunk and made out with 3 dudes shes an obvioslut.

obvioslut by shika November 24, 2010