Oaf 

1. A stupid, fat, clumsey individual who has no cordination and no real intelligence: Benson Lo;

2. A 1337 robot from woburn C.I that rocked all who faced it in the Eastern Canada Robotics Competition.

1. "That oaf benson, he's burning something."
"That oaf benson, he's stealing something."
"That oaf benson, he's......doing something!"

2. "The oaf.... it owns.....period."

Oaf by crazycloyster November 16, 2003

Oaf 

Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.

"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.

Oaf by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Oaf 

An oaf is a short, rotund human being who likes to eat excessive amounts of pork pies or other fatty foodstuff and dribble all over the floor/pillow. They are slow creatures, both physically and mentally and have little capacity for rational thought or common sense. They become angry easily and have been known to slap poor, innocent individuals.

Rachael De Carteret is the epitome of the word oaf.

Oaf by blobbymcgee November 24, 2010

Oaf 

Also known as 'Dakota Lupton' or 'Dak' or 'Dackleberry Finch' an Oaf is a thing or someone that only uses 3% of its brain when speaking and problem solving. An Oaf is not necessarily lacking intellect, but is rather quick to act on impulse thus appearing to lack any common sense or logic though this may not be the case in reality. While generally not skilled at many things, Oafs will often excel at playing guitar (especially jamming) and ping pong. Do not loan treasured possessions to an Oaf, they will likely be destroyed. Oafs often spend large amounts of their days doing absolutely nothing.

Logical Person: "Isn't your mom going to notice you have taken every single one of her prescription pills?"

Oaf: "Nah. Its chill."

Logical Person: "Right..."

Oaf by Welch's Grapes March 1, 2010

Oaf 

Stupid, lazy.

Look at that fat oaf

Oaf by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

OAF 

An acronym for 'Old as fuck' - Pronounced as spelled.

Used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.

Damn - Your dad had to call you from his house phone to ask you how to send a txt on his cell phone? He must be OAF!

OAF by PittaMan March 22, 2011

OAF 

A stupid, uncultured person

You fucking oaf

OAF by ms2148 May 21, 2015